Over the past few years, I've sent many resumes and cover letters to job postings on craigslist. I've never once heard back from any of them. After a while, I got tired of playing that game, writing what I thought they wanted to hear, making up reasons why I thought I would be a valuable member of a company I'd never heard of.
The cover letters on this page have been sent out, and if anyone ever responds, I'll be sure to post their response. I'm fairly tired of being poor, and I'm tired of complaining about being poor. This website is about fucking around to keep my sanity.