Thank you for taking that minute to carefully consider and ultimately reject my application for Domino's employment. I admit that my feelings were hurt at first, however I am aware my skills may not be what you're looking for in the competitive, nuanced world of giving up on myself in exchange for minimum wage. It's fair that you threw my aspirations in the toilet so quickly, as I have done that with your food on numerous occasions over the years. As a loyal customer, I have gone through 2 toilet seats in the last 9 months.
