Dear Luxurious Cigar Company,
I say that sarcastically! Who the jumping-fuck are you to advertise smoking on craigslist, a website children are known to frequent? Children?! With all the vices and problems in the flippin' world, the last thing my son needs is to have his mind polluted with the idea he can make money off this second-hand garbage you call a living? I hope your store has mirrors in it, so you can look into your own godless, dead-eyes and marvel at how morally depraved your life has become.