First, I should state how fortunate I am to have stumbled upon the possibility of a job-offering at one of New York's finest retail specialty foot stores. I admit, I originally came to the Craig's List in hopes of finding a discount escort service or freegan-style vittles (one in the same, if you ask me. Think of the old saying, "One man's trash..."). I didn't expect to see a rose such as yourself among the proverbial garbage, as it were.
